A Charlotte, NC, lawyer
purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars,
and insured them against fire among other things.
Within a month of having smoked his entire stockpile
of these great cigars...
OLD IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love" and you answer, "Pick one, I can't
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
WHAT WILL REALLY KILL YOU?
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans. The French
eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.